Chapter 08

published by boah on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:36

Fell
Brian fell silent. He broke various bones in the process.

Fractured
Brian picked up a knock during a training session. The knock protested quite violently. Brian is now in hospital.

Prison #1 - Sentence
Brian wrote the entire sentence himself, and was quite proud of it. Then they came to take him to the prison. He never saw daylight again.

Prison #2 - Argument
Brian argued that he had done nothing at all and should be released. Theargument disagreed and when a wolverine bit him he yelled.

Prison #3 - Understand
Brian did not understand at all. The understand did not Brian at all. Neither did the overstand, or the headstand, for that matter.

Fish 'n Chips
Brian had always wondered what the chips were fishing for. He never got an answer.

Swallow The Summer
Brian had been taught and always thought that one swallow does not make a summer. Then a swallow made him swallow his words.

Smacked
Brian was gobsmacked. This pissed Brian off so much that he promptly smacked the gob really hard. Then he laughed, but it hurt.

Thoughts #18 - Brianary
"One, two, one, one, one, two, one, two, two," thought Brian. Contrary to popular belief, a digital Brian works even more slowly than an analogue one. Scientists are still debating this.

Dumbfounded
Brian was found to be somewhat dim. The judge decided he was guilty of dumbfoundery. This confused Brian somewhat, as he had never been to a foundry.